Funny Girl Attitude Quotes

1. If nothing goes right, then go to bed.
2. I am better than your ex, and I am cooler than your next ??.
3. People say you can’t live without love… I think oxygen is more important
4. When I’m quiet, those that don’t know me to look at me and think I’m shy. People who know me think: OMG! She’s thinking! Everyone runs for your life.
5. To eat without getting fat, sigh! Every girl’s dream ??
6. It’s funny, how when I am loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I am Quiet, People ask me what’s wrong with me.
7. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
8. I hate it when you have to be nice to something you really want to throw a brick at.
9. I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.
10. Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.
11. You won’t find anyone like me. That’s why I call myself ‘limited edition’.
12. Don’t give me your attitude, unless you want mine.
13. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem and that’s not my problem.
14. I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid and others I would love to punch in the face.
15. I don’t have bad handwriting; I have my own FONT.
16. I would like to apologize to anyone. I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get back to you shortly.
17. I’m way Hotter than the middle eastern climate.
18. I may look calm. But in my head, I’ve killed you about 5 times.
19. I don’t have an attitude! …Just a personality that you can’t handle!
20. You never know what you have until… You clean your room.
21. I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
22. Apparently, I have an attitude. Who knew!
23. Just remember that if you fall, I will be there to pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing.
24. I’m having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for my inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.
25. A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can’t go anywhere until you change it.
26. Childhood is like being drunk, everybody remembers what you did, apart from you.
27. If you’re talking about me behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
28. I’m actually a nice person…Until you piss me off.
29. My husband and I have lived happily for 25 years and then we met…
30. My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
31. Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you.
32. I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.
33. I’m smiling. That alone should scare you…
34. Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
35. When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, Try a basketball bat. Results may vary.
36. Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so; I go back to being me.